Episode 1

• Smart woman marries a man because he loves her.
• Dumb man thinks the woman he marries loves him.

Episode 2

• Woman wants to be her man’s last.
• Man, however, wants to be his woman’s first.

Episode 3

• To know the real her, wait till she has removed her makeup.
• To know the real him, wait till you have broke up.

Episode 4

• A successful man must make more money than his woman can spend.
• A successful woman can always find such a man.

Episode 5

• Man is willing to pay double for something he wants.
• Woman only pay half for something she doesn’t need.

Episode 6

• Woman worries about her future until she finds a husband.
• Man never worries about his future until he finds a wife.

Episode 7

• Man goes shopping to get what he needs.
• Woman goes shopping to see if there is anything she hasn’t bought.

Episode 8

• Some men are convinced marriage is the grave of love.
• Some women are convinced love is doomed for the grave.

Episode 9

• Man measures woman by her present appeal.
• Woman measures man by his future success.

Episode 10

• Man rattles on when they are drunk.
• Woman rattles on after getting married.

Episode 11

• Man sticks around his woman till the small hours before marriage.
• Woman stays up till the small hours to see her man coming home after marriage.

Episode 12

• Woman should not get into physical fights with men because she is not manly enough.
• Man should not get into physical fights with women because it is not a manly thing to do.

Episode 13

• Woman find herself in a void when out of love.
• Man find himself too occupied when in love.

Episode 14

• When a woman sees a man as a friend, it is the prelude of love.
• When a man sees a woman as a friend, he begins to forget she is a woman.

Episode 15

• A woman doesn’t need a reason to love a man.
• A man must have thousands of reasons to love a woman … in case she asks him later.

Episode 16

• A man who keeps a woman waiting is not a good man.
• It’s alright for a woman to keep a man waiting, but be careful for he may not wait forever.

Episode 17

• When a man is drunk, he’ll think of more than one woman.
• When a woman is drunk, she’ll only think of one man … the one who dumped her.

Episode 18

• Man in love tends to simplify things.
• Woman in love tends to complicate things.

Episode 19

• Man longs for love because he’s bored and ends up in trouble.
• Woman longs for love because she’s curious and ends up being disappointed.

Episode 20

• When a man conquers the world, he’ll win women.
• When a woman conquers a man, she’ll win the world.

Episode 21

• Man lets the woman decide knowing that she won’t listen to him.
• Woman lets the man decide to see if he knows what she wants.

Episode 22

• When a woman chats, it is invariably about the man she got.
• When a man chats, it is invariably about the woman he’d failed to get.

Episode 23

• For a woman, cosmetics is synonymous with confidence.
• For a man, cosmetics is synonymous with fraud.

Episode 24

• Man likes a woman who listens.
• Woman likes a man who listens to her talk.

Episode 25

• To a man, love is an episode in life.
• To a woman, love is the theme song.